Friday, December 19, 2008

Becoming a porn star

At Allan's suggestion today's post is an open thread. Please share some possible porn star names that I can use to pay off my damn evil condo board.

So far we have:

Gunther biganlong (my old stand by)
Ed Monton (my personal fav so far)
Logan
Korben Dallas
Trakh Zhopa

Any ideas guys?

8 comments:

Joie Mayfield said...

Coxer Stiff

lame. I know. lol.

Anonymous said...

i think you're suppose to use the name of your first pet.. as your first name.. and then the name of the first street you ever lived on..as your surname..

for example...

MAX VEREKER - is mine

max was my dog and Vereker the street i grew up on..

you try it :)

oh .. this is Pete by the way :)

Allan S. said...

It's my understanding that the formula Pete is wrote about is to get one's drag name. My would be J. J. Stockholm. Which in my opinion makes a good drag and porn star name. Also, Pete if you ever go into porn you sooo need to use Max Vereker. That is dripping with pornastity.

Anonymous said...

yes allan i do believe yours works for both.. but a drag queen named MAX sounds a bit rough..

what makes u think i'm not already in porn ??

-pete

Allan S. said...

Hey Pete, how do I get a gig as a fluffer?

Aaron said...

orson fir would be mine.
Not bad but not so hot :P
I think JJ stockholm sounds super hot!

Parsons said...

Doug here . . . come by and borrow some comics by the way

My vote would be for JJ Stockholm . . . . then you can do a series of S&M videos in which you were abducted by your 'daddy' but slowly but surely you fall for his 'wickid' ways. Name of the video you ask? "Stockholm Syndrome" of course!

Steve and Warren said...

Merry Christmas to you...