So without further delay I present to you the first case that made me almost gag (not an easy task). It represents so many levels of wrong from design to color choice, to dancing gifs, to creepy gag factor to overall concept.
This site can only be described as a goldmine of horror.
The case of Free Face:
In particular I am going to be haunted by this dancing gif for many years to come:
Here are some choice quotes from the site:
To all of the beautiful, single women in and around Louisville:
This page is for you. I am a man whose favorite thing to do is give oral sex to attractive young women. I love it and enjoy pleasing the women that I know and meet. I know that every woman is different, and I have been out of practice for a while. Since every woman is different in her wants and needs, I am offering FREE ORAL SEX to any woman who qualifies that e-mails me or signs up. No matter how good I may have been told that I am at my hobby, I know that everyone needs to constantly practice at anything they take pride in doing. This site is designed with the women of Louisville in mind. I need some partners to practice with and women who will give honest feedback to any services I perform for them, so that I will be able to hone my skills.
Favorite Holiday: Halloween
Occupation: Student and College Math Tutor
IQ Test Scores: Range from 132 - 163--Avg. = 154
Relational Status : Single
Degrees Attained: Associates Degree in Accounting; Associates Degree in Science
Hobbies: Weightlifting, Giving Massages, Giving Oral Sex to Attractive Females, Reading, Intelligence Puzzles, Nature, Vampires, the Gothic Scene, Video Games, and Religions that Employ the use of Magick
Collections: Transformers (the toys), Swords & Medieval weaponry (temporarily out of my possession.
I fucking love this temporary part like what were they confiscated or some thing? I know this is a matter of taste but putting your IQ test online is kind of tacky and besides who is so self important that they have had enough IQ exams to actually have an average?
You should really visit this site it is amazing.
I am rather please that I managed to do this while post without one pussy joke. Yay me!