How sad is it that I am more excited about the upcoming Lilith Fair concert lineup than I am about Coachella. It may be because im getting old and I dont know who 80% of the the Coachella lineup is. I realize this means i have to forfeit and music cred I have painstakingly built up the last 10 years. Its not like i get a chance to watch the wedge anymore anyway :(
Now it should be noted that my chances of seeing coachella are 0 and lilith is coming to edmonton. It may also have to do with the fact the HEART is on the Lilith lineup. Now I know not all artists play at every venue but i would give my left nut to hear Crazy On You and Barracuda live!
Not to mention the Gossip is on the tour as well. When am I ever gonna get a chance to see them in Edmonton EVER!?!?!? Thats right I never would.
So I will suck it up, buy and wear fair trade sarong built buy a lesbian commune in Malaysia. I will grow my hair long. Luckily I already don't shave my armpits or legs so I will fit in in that respect. I will nurture my new ovaries and speak with words like "gaia", "Paternal Male Hegemony" and "the sociopolitical oppression of the phallus". I will sing kumbaya with my new found sisters to the dulcet tones of a Norah Jones.
Yes I will do all of this and more at Lilith Fair, but when HEART comes out on that stage you better fucking believe I am gonna rock out with my cock out!