Thursday, August 12, 2010

George Clooney Style

I am officially on my way to becoming a salt and pepper daddy cub. I found my first grey hair today.
Next steps:
  1. - 10 pounds of fat
  2. + 30 pounds of muscle
  3. Gain 4 inches in height
  4. Develop the ability to grow a beard
  5. Get a job that makes more money than my monthly expenses
  6. Become attracted to twinks who are hard on there luck
Ok so maybe I have a long ways to go.

2 comments:

StevieB said...

You forgot the tribal tattoo and cargo shorts.

TOY COUTURE said...

"Become attracted to twinks who are hard on there luck"

LMAO!!!!

Love your blog!