I am exhausted today. My throat is incredibly sore which means that despite feeling fine for a total of 3 days my cold from last week has come back at me with a vengeance. Or I swallowed some bad water at the waterpark on Sunday.
The soreness was so intense I even had it in my dreams which were super fucked up. Mark Zuckerberg wanted me to give him a bj while we were taking a break from filming a comedy scene for an incredibly terrible zombie movie. I know the movie was incredibly terrible because Avril Lavigne was a featured star.
As flattering as his unexpected advances were I turned him down as his equipment did not meet my standards and my throat was damn sore. Plus who wants to say they got fucked by Mark Zuckerberg? I do not need a sugar daddy that badly.
I am working the tea today with hopes that I will be in good enough shape to hit up bootcamp tonight which I have missed almost 2 whole weeks of. My 3 month contract is up on the 11th at which point I will be posting some before and after pics.
I am not sure I can justify 3 more months of the program but something tells me my body would fall apart shortly after stopping.