I don't know why the universe is trying to blind me in my right eye but this shit really needs to stop. I am going to just wear goggles everywhere I think.
On the way to work a bird managed to shit right in my eye. The guy must have been a sniper as it managed to shit right between my glasses and my eye. A one in a million shot. I was too far to run home and had to use my sock to wipe up my face.
I though someone threw an egg at me there was just so much of it.
This is the same eye that went zombie almost a year ago and has been irritated and angry every since.
Seriously universe lay off the eye.
4 comments:
That is really freaky! Are you an Aries by any chance?
Never mind, I just read that you are a Libra. If you can get a ruby, garnet, or bloodstone pendant or ring and wear it on you at all times.
Will that turf my bad universe mojo? I am willing to try anything at this point :D
Yes baby! You need some Aries energy to get the eye mojo up off of you.
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